What Should I Get For Lunch?

Bacon and Beer

It was about 10am when I decided to cook bacon and drink beer for breakfast, which is also the time I decided to roll out of bed. I went to BeerAdvocate.com’s Extreme Beer Fest last night which had me drinking 2oz shots of all types of beer whose alcohol content was on average above 8%. What ensued there after was me making a fool of myself at a bar down the street. Then calling the local pizza place in the cab ride home, just so my girlfriend and I could take down an entire pizza by ourselves. I am the picture of health. Bringing the story back on track I woke up this morning peeing some strange hue of yellow and decided that drinking another beer and eating bacon would get me back on track. If you had a similar night to mine then I suggest you do the same. Enjoy yourself, its Sunday and you have to go to work tomorrow.