In honor of Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalaniana`ole Day in Hawaii. This is a wonderful sandwich that truly embraces the “fuck it” I don’t care what I eat, how I look, or how clogged my arteries are mentality we have in the great United States. And who better to give us this sandwich than youngest of the 50 states, the one with the freshest arteries, the one that has not had the opportunity to have its stomach flap over its pants belt (acting as a second belt itself).
2 slices of White bread (preferably using bleached flour to make sure it is specifically unhealthy)
4 pieces of cooked Bacon (from a big, none of that turkey bullshit)
1/4 can of drained Pineapple chunks (to make it hawaiian)
and shredded Cheddar Cheese
Directions: Place 1 piece of white bread on oven rack with 2 pieces of bacon, pineapple chunks and cover with cheddar cheese. Repeat with another piece of bread, and broil until the cheese is melted then smack the two together and go to town.