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A Hawaiian Sandwich

March 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment

In honor of Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalaniana`ole Day in Hawaii. This is a wonderful sandwich that truly embraces the “fuck it” I don’t care what I eat, how I look, or how clogged my arteries are mentality we have in the great United States. And who better to give us this sandwich than youngest of the 50 states,┬áthe one with the freshest arteries, the one that has not had the opportunity to have its stomach flap over its┬ápants belt (acting as a second belt itself).

Hawaiian Sandwich

Hawaiian Sandwich


2 slices of White bread (preferably using bleached flour to make sure it is specifically unhealthy)
4 pieces of cooked Bacon (from a big, none of that turkey bullshit)
1/4 can of drained Pineapple chunks (to make it hawaiian)
and shredded Cheddar Cheese

Directions: Place 1 piece of white bread on oven rack with 2 pieces of bacon, pineapple chunks and cover with cheddar cheese. Repeat with another piece of bread, and broil until the cheese is melted then smack the two together and go to town.

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1 response so far ↓

  • Emily // Feb 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Nice to see someone appreciates this for what it is, none of this Miracle Whip or Dijon mustard or pimento olives crap.

    Our family tradition has always used slices of ham, I’ve never seen it with bacon before but that sounds like a great alternative!

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